Joe Pez
The gift of the year - a Pez dispenser that looks an awful lot like yours truly. I think he's actually a chopper guy - like that guy deserves a pez dispenser more than some random blogger.
EDIT - Up close, Joe Pez looks a bit older than Joe Blogger (what with the wrinkles and all), and he needs to fill in his goatee. But otherwise, it's a strikingly good resemblance.
Joe Pez rocks around the Christmas Tree
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